dude i’m gonna frickin hold your hand so hard it’s gonna blow your mind with how hecka rad my affection is
And like when Merlin says ‘I was born to serve you’ it’s actually fucking true because if Arthur hadn’t been born of magic then his Mother wouldn’t have died and Uther wouldn’t have gone against magic and forced Balinor to flee to Ealdor and he wouldn’t have met Hunith and HE WAS ACTUALLY ONLY BORN BECAUSE ARTHUR WAS
Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183.
The brunette part is really important.
Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Burnettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.
And as for redheads.
You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.
I want to watch Bridge to Terabithia but I also don’t want to cry for the next seven years you feel me